Four catholic ladies were having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room everyone calls him "Father."

The second woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."

The third woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down but, my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say "Your Eminence."

The fourth catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The three women give her this subtle "Well?"

She replies, "My son is georgeous, 6'2", hard bodied, male stripper, with a 10" penis. Whenever he walks into a room, women say,My God!"