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    Wink Short but sweet

    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
    sensitive, caring, and good-looking?


    Because those men already have boyfriends. :eek: :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera
    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
    sensitive, caring, and good-looking?


    Because those men already have boyfriends. :eek: :eek:

    No I don't!

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    As my young daughter would say "As IF"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera
    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
    sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
    Speaking from experience,

    Us sensitive, caring, and good-looking blokes are not all stupid.

    We know most of em only want us as their sex objects.
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    Here here Bob
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    i have one of them ... cute adoreable sexy and drop ded yummy and all mine and he is a bloody good woodworker too!!! and deff doesnt have a boyfriend ..... cheers jules

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    Quote Originally Posted by ele__13
    i have one of them ... cute adoreable sexy and drop ded yummy and all mine and he is a bloody good woodworker too!!! and deff doesnt have a boyfriend ..... cheers jules
    Hey Doug,
    Yer good lady is dribbling
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Quote Originally Posted by ele__13
    i have one of them ... cute adoreable sexy and drop ded yummy and all mine and he is a bloody good woodworker too!!! and deff doesnt have a boyfriend ..... cheers jules
    My wife saw that and asked how long I've had a girlfriend....


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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    Hey Doug,
    Yer good lady is dribbling
    ....and is easily fooled.

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