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    Quote Originally Posted by miss-hip-chick
    So the question is now, do you get your wife something, or do your kids do it.
    Good God, no!!

    I do encourage the kids, and partially fund them, if only to retain a quiet life and the continuance of the morning cup of tea.

    Interestingly, my Mother lives in the UK. They have never heard of Mothers or Fathers day.

    Listen to the wisdom of the blokes. If you want pearls, tell him "I WANT PEARLS!" verbatim. No hints, no beating around the bush, no cyptics comments. We don't listen much, and when we do we immediately tune out to whimsy.

    I WANT PEARLS!
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    "Is it not enough simply to be able to appreciate the beauty of the garden without it being necessary to believe that there are faeries at the bottom of it? " Douglas Adams

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    Bodgy your PM box is full you need to clear some to get new PM's

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    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    im not sure wat i want for mothers day i got a brill pressie last yr
    i have a hot pink and purple tool bag it fits my pink hammer and all the essentials plus the soldering iron and basic ham radio stuff its beilliant when we are away in field on comms excersizes ... cheers all jules

    ps the woody show is on mum's day weekend
    mmmm wat can i find there lol ...

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    Default Hello Sailor

    Ashore

    Mail duly cleared. I was not aware that sent messages were stored and counted against one's total, all gone now

    Thanks for letting me know
    Bodgy
    "Is it not enough simply to be able to appreciate the beauty of the garden without it being necessary to believe that there are faeries at the bottom of it? " Douglas Adams

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    Obviously your man isnt in tune with you.

    Simply remind him of the old adage.........Happy Wife = Happy Life
    if you always do as you have always done, you will always get what you have always got

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    Any woman who relies on anything less than dragging the silly sod into the shop and saying "Buy that ... NOW!" deserves to be disappointed. Sorry, but that's the way it is wiv us blokey types

    The silly part is, even the most romantic blokes (like my good self) like being told what it is their dear heart would love to receive. It's true. We're pathetic that way.

    Richard

    It's freaking MOTHER'S DAY AGAIN:confused: :eek:

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    I just want to complement everyone, particularly Al, on the restraint shown in replies to this thread.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    I just want to complement everyone, particularly Al, on the restraint shown in replies to this thread.
    That's right, encourage him

    Richard

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    Quote Originally Posted by ele__13
    the woody show is on mum's day weekend
    mmmm wat can i find there lol ...
    Geez Jules! What more do you want? A woody show IS a present isn't it?

    (We only get one every other year... grumble grumble ).
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    yeah but what do i buy when i get there ?????
    or wat does his lordship buy for me???/

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    Mothers Day? :confused: Oh, you mean "Time for all non-telepathic blokes to air the bedding in the doghouse" Day?

    Is it that time of year already? :eek:
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug the slug
    As much as you girls love dropping hints men arent good at interpreting them. ask for what you want clearly and precisely and you will be surprised at how often your request will be realised. i bet its far more often than you get by dropping subtle hints
    To a bloke, a subtle hint is something about the size and weight of a housebrick that lands on his bare toes with a loud resounding crash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ele__13
    yeah but what do i buy when i get there ?????
    or wat does his lordship buy for me???/
    I thought that was easy... You just turn up and say - I'll have that thanks. When he asks what? Simply say "that" and gesture broadly at every stall! (Sorry Doug)
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    Mothers-day:eek: :eek: :eek: Good lord what next!

    Why is it that women WANT to be liberated and treated as "EQUALS", and then have the nerve to expect MEN to buy them gifts on comercially promoted occasions:eek: :eek:

    When did "thank you" stop being a sign of appreciation?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodgy

    Interestingly, my Mother lives in the UK. They have never heard of Mothers or Fathers day.
    These were "exercised" (if that's the rght term?) when I grew up in Jersey...

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