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    Default New computer chip

    Breaking News!!!

    A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

    This is a major breakthrough as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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    how d'yer change tunes, twist something ??
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    can you change the speakers too

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    What are they going to call it

    The iboob, itit?

    does it light up when it is playing ???

    where can I test one of these??

    enquiring minds need to know

    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    Out of phase stereo would be a sight to behold:eek: :eek: :eek:
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Puts a whole new slant on woofers, tweeters and sub-woofers
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brudda
    Puts a whole new slant on woofers, tweeters and sub-woofers
    Are sub-woofers the ones that you can't hear, but you can certainly feel?
    <Insert witty remark here>

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    How do you think horn tweeters came about


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    Red face

    My 19yr old daughter read this and said that she only had tweeters, but wished she had twin cones with surround sound :confused: :confused:
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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