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    Default So if is the axe wielding mongrel

    What is Al'

    The Sickle King???

    hmmm,

    The Grim Reaper.

    That sounds a bit better but not quite .....
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    Not wearing the glasses hey Bob?

    Al

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    hatchet wielder just sounds unworthy Oz.
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    I dont know the hatchet Hijacker sounds about right doesnt it...
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    To paraphrase the financial pages, what about Al "Chainsaw" Crapmeister


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    I just think it's a pity that Al doesn't have enough room to put his full description under his avator

    "Hatchet Wielder. Pedigree Pending"

    Richard

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    What better for our resident goatherd than "crook slinger?"

    By hook or by crook,
    He'll chastise the sook...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Talking

    Surely we should have a say on who can be a moderator.

    Listen ozwinner you can stick your special evil power up your esra.

    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    What about Al "The Adze" Ozwinner, I mean it is a tool for cutting wood, you swing and wail it around, hurts when hit with it, and it's OLD. Ha!Ha!...OK!.. you can tell me to get stuffed now Al!....

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    Generally, the user stands astride his log and swings the adze ...
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    I'm sorry chaps but you're not paying Oz any respect at all.

    Someone as deft of phrase as he doesn't need a big heavy impliment of destruction, a razor sharp pair of secateurs would be just fine.

    My eyes still water when I hear those immortal words:

    "Sit on your secateurs and twist Cyril", and I expect in Oz's hands they'd be far more confronting than even that.

    Ozwinner - The Scourge with the Secateurs

    That's more like it!

    P


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    I thought Al was a lightsider, so surely that means he should be a SCMSer or something?

    <Insert witty remark here>

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    Theres a few names already,

    maybe we need a poll
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Al the Satanic Goat Herder
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    Well we already have a response...

    "The adze man cometh"
    <Insert witty remark here>

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    Heres one I prepared earlier, its a Robert Sorby.
    I hade to remake the handle as the bugs had eaten the original one.
    Cost me $25+ one lump of Blackwood

    Al

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