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Thread: Bumper / car stickers
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19th April 2006, 04:48 PM #1
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Bumper / car stickers
Anyone got some good ones?
I spotted this one on a car on the Geelong road last Sunday..... EASTER sunday!
JESUS protect me
from your followers!
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19th April 2006, 04:55 PM #2
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My old man's got "I'd rather be an old fart than a young dickhead".
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19th April 2006, 04:57 PM #3
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Had the friendlies turn up at my front door on Saturday Morning. Blah, Blah "What do you think of this weekend?"
I told them quite politly that I thought it is now a huge corporate wank that has the sole purpose of selling more chocolate which in turn will probably (and did) make my kids go psycho on the sugar hi, not interested and sod off!! That shut them up.
I have found my tolerance for religion waning over the last little while and these
(wankers) turning up at my door harrassing me just ##### me off even more 
Have a nice day - Cheers
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19th April 2006, 10:35 PM #4
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Simple solution, invite them in then ask them if they would like to join the church of satan, you will never see them again, and the look on their faces is priceless
Originally Posted by Wood Butcher
Had the friendlies turn up at my front door on Saturday Morning. Blah, Blah "What do you think of this weekend?"
I told them quite politly that I thought it is now a huge corporate wank that has the sole purpose of selling more chocolate which in turn will probably (and did) make my kids go psycho on the sugar hi, not interested and sod off!! That shut them up.
I have found my tolerance for religion waning over the last little while and these(wankers) turning up at my door harrassing me just ##### me off even more I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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20th April 2006, 12:17 AM #5
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Hey whoa there you blody hijackin' mongrels...... I wanted Bumper stickers not just anti religious idiot rants...... give me some fun sticker sayins'!
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20th April 2006, 12:18 AM #6
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Saw a great postcard in the airport as we were leaving for US last year and just had to have it. Postcard now resides on the wall behind my desk has a pic of JC on it and the inscription:
Jeaus is coming.......... LOOK BUSY!
I love it.
Beaut reckons I'll burn in hell for having it
Ah well that could be a new and exciting experience. 
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20th April 2006, 12:31 AM #7
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Passed a sign yesterday reads
Jesus is the answer
and have spent all day wondering what the question is :confused:Ashore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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20th April 2006, 12:33 AM #8
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Seen this on a few cars recently:
IF YOU DON'T LOVE IT... LEAVE!
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20th April 2006, 12:46 AM #9
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"Tasmania - 1/2 million people, and 13 last names... "
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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20th April 2006, 12:53 AM #10
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CATS! LOVE 'EM!
or push 'em to the side of your plate
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20th April 2006, 02:09 AM #11
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Best one I have seen recently was a Snap on sticker on the back of a car.
Had me laughing for a goodly time.
Yes, I am deprived of humour here, aside from the day to day things that are funny, but not in a ha ha way...
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20th April 2006, 08:02 AM #12
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Fine here's a few I've seen and a couple piccys of stickers. Originally Posted by Christopha
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"
"I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!"
"Health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die!"Have a nice day - Cheers
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20th April 2006, 08:32 AM #13
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gday
ask me how to microwave cats for fun and profit
had that on the doors of a little truck years ago got me in lotsa trouble
oohroo
shep
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20th April 2006, 09:00 AM #14
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On the front of a big rig
"Debt Propelled"
Have a mate who moonlights as a stand up comedian....could be on this board.
..anyway, he wanted to get this sticker made up but I don't think it would have been too well received:
"So many English Backpackers...and Ivan's in jail"Squizzy
"It is better to be ignorant and ask a stupid question than to be plain Stupid and not ask at all" {screamed by maths teacher in Year 8}
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20th April 2006, 03:01 PM #15
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