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    Default Deer oh Deer

    > A man kills a deer, brings it home, cuts it up into pieces and cooks
    > it for the family dinner.
    >
    > Not telling the kids what it is, he suggests they guess, giving them a
    > clue.
    >
    > "It's something that your mother calls me sometimes" he tells them.
    >
    > The little girl screams and yells, "Don't eat it!
    >
    > It's a F*%#&^G A*#@*#*E!"


    I hope I have edited this to 's satisfaction otherwise it's off to the orange room.
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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    Procreating Spray Can????
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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