Public Toilet Map

[Driver]

Or Atacand plus, I usually use the shoping centres at least they are clean.

I sincerely hope you mean you use the toilets in the shopping centres! :eek:

[DanP]

Al,

If you don't want people p issing on your skip, you should get the listing removed:


Picnic Areas - Yan Yean Reservoir Park 1
Yan Yean
Open 24 hours

Picnic Areas - Yan Yean Reservoir Park 2
Yan Yean
Open 24 hours

Yan Yean
Plenty Road, Yan Yean
Open: 7am-6pm



Mernda Reserve
Schotters Road, Mernda
Open: 7am-6pm


Al's SKIP

Alfoil Road, Mernda
Open: Whenever you need to go.

[Wongo]

Hang on there is nowhere on the site that I can make a reservation.:eek:

[Driver]

Hang on there is nowhere on the site that I can make a reservation.:eek:

Scott - if you changed your name from Wongo to Wonnago, you could contact Hau Yoo Poo at the National Continence Management Strategy project and he'd probably make a reservation for you.

I can imagine the phone conversation

(Ring, Ring .... Ring, Ring)

"Hello: Hau Yoo Poo."

"Hello Mr Hau, this is Wonnago."

"You wanna go?"

Etc ....etc

[Wongo]

Wonnago: Yes, a dunny for 1 please.

Mr Hau: Do you want flies with that?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

You'd be surprised how many people plan their day around access to these; it actually provides a pretty good service to a large number of people.

Yup!

My ol' man had a stroke and is tied to his wheelchair. Being totally paralysed down the LH side means... errmm... lack of control over many bodily functions we take for granted.

Believe me, it's important for us to know in advance where the loos are and whether they're 'chair friendly before we take him anywhere! After finding damned near every paper directory is waaay out of date, the 'net is a godsend.

Now, if only we can convince the stupid buggers listing their 'loos that a bog up two flights of stairs and over some hurdles is not a "disabled toilet" just 'cos the thing doesn't flush...

[Phil Spencer]

I sincerely hope you mean you use the toilets in the shopping centres! :eek:

Hang around the toilets at a shopping centre and it will put you off the food courts some of the food handlers don't wash their hands and I have seen some pi*s on their aprons.:eek:

[Iain]

Couple of years ago SWMBO complained that when she went into the toilets (Knox City) a group of about 6 girls were injecting themselves, quite openly and really didn't give a toss that she was there.
Put her right off.

[womble]

Or Atacand plus, I usually use the shoping centres at least they are clean.

most of the shopping centre toilets I've been in are pretty manky, p*ss all over the seats and floors, unflushed logs etc etc

However, Myer in Cairns have the best toilets, always very clean, no grime anywhere, nice muzack etc, so when in Cairns and you need to back one out in comfort, go there!

[Phil Spencer]

most of the shopping centre toilets I've been in are pretty manky, p*ss all over the seats and floors, unflushed logs etc etc

However, Myer in Cairns have the best toilets, always very clean, no grime anywhere, nice muzack etc, so when in Cairns and you need to back one out in comfort, go there!

I find the ones at the Glen in Glen Waverley Victoria good nice and clean except for the one near Dick Smiths, one of the shop staff use it I don't know what he eats but he will take the skin off your teeth after he has had a poo.:eek:

[rockola]

However, Myer in Cairns have the best toilets, always very clean, no grime anywhere, nice muzack etc, so when in Cairns and you need to back one out in comfort, go there!

Wonder why they don't put useful info like this in Lonely Planet? I'm off to Cairns in 3 hours - guess I'll have to go and see for myself!

[Driver]

Wonder why they don't put useful info like this in Lonely Planet?

Probably because their researchers don't want to spend a lot of time hanging around public toilets.......... unlike Phil ..... apparently. :confused:

Er, meant to ask you this earlier, Phil, but now is as good a time as any . So why is it that you know so much about hanging around the toilets at shopping centres? I mean, don't feel compelled to answer or anything. It's just idle curiosity on my part, that's all.

[Phil Spencer]

Probably because their researchers don't want to spend a lot of time hanging around public toilets.......... unlike Phil ..... apparently. :confused:

Er, meant to ask you this earlier, Phil, but now is as good a time as any . So why is it that you know so much about hanging around the toilets at shopping centerers? I mean, don't feel compelled to answer or anything. It's just idle curiosity on my part, that's all.

Quite innocent actually Driver, I spend 90% of my time on the road as a sales rep selling electric motors, I have high blood pressure and I take fluid tablets among the plethora of other crap to keep me well and going. Over time I have found that weirdos hang out in the council toilets. The shopping center toilets are usually clean I can wash up after, and also stretch my legs and get a coffee!
Phil

[Driver]

That's a relief.

[vsquizz]

That's a relief.

Yeah, take a load off Col....