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Thread: Investment Advice
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11th August 2003, 10:10 PM #1
Investment Advice
If you had bought $1,000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.
With Enron, you would have $16:50 of the original $1,000.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left.
If you had bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (beer, not the stock) one year ago and drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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11th August 2003, 10:52 PM #2
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Best investment advice I've heard in a long time so .... Cheers.
Peter