Golf

[Baz]

Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning
round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one of the
lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It wasn't quite the same
without him. A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she
overheardthe remaining three talking about their golf round at the coffee table.Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in
collegeand I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?"
The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant. Not one of
themwanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally one man said
itwould be okay, but they would be starting pretty early at 6:30am. He
figured the early Tee-Time would discourage her immediately. The woman said this might be a problem and asked if she could possibly be up to 15 minutes late.They rolled their eyes but said this would be okay. She smiled and said,"Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45."

She showed up right at 6:30 and wound up beating all three of them with
aneye-opening 2-under par round. She was a fun and pleasant person the
entire round. The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse they congratulated her and happily invited her back the next week. She smiled and said "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45."

The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning. Only this time,
she played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still
managed to beat them with an even par round despite playing with her
off-hand.By now the guys were totally amazed, but wondered if she was just trying tomake them look bad by beating them left-handed. They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to be showing them up, buteach man began to harbor a burning desire to beat her!

In the third week they all had their game faces on. But this week she
was 15 minutes late! This had the guys irritable because each was determined toplay the best round of golf of his life to beat her. As they waited for her,they figured her late arrival was some petty gamesmanship on her part.Finally she showed up.This week the lady lawyer played right-handed which was a good thing sinceshe narrowly beat all three of them. However she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play, it was hard to keep a grudge against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!

Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their heads at her
ability. They had a couple beers after their round which helped the
conversation loosen up. Finally one of the men could contain his
curiosityno longer. He asked her point blank, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

The lady blushed and grinned. She said, "That's easy. When my dad taught
me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun
switchingback and forth. Then when I met my husband in college and got married, I discovered he always sleeps in the nude. From then on I developed a sillyhabit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would pull
the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the right, I
golfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed. All
thegirls on the team thought this was hysterical."

Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But
what if it's pointed straight up in the air?"

she said, "Then I'm fifteen minutes late."

[doug the slug]

she said, "Then I'm fifteen minutes late."

cant be a golf joke without reference to a "hole in one" can it

[Baz]

Doug are you trying to get me sent to the orange room?
Cheers
Barry