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    Saw this in the local paper today
    How stupid have you got to be
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    That was probably a PREMIUM example of what not to do





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    i saw that to and started laughing:eek: . that guy wll have trouble sitting down for a while :eek:
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    So did the red tail get the white tail after all that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashore
    How stupid have you got to be
    Do you mean the spider for building its home in a nudist camp.. (pretty smart if you ask me ), or the dumb old halfwit?
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    ss_11000 is offline You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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    hw did he get the petrol anyway????
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    At least it Sounds like he kept the giblets out of the line of fire!!
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    Probably be his last day as a nudist. Burns on the upper leg and buttocks eh ?......ooooh, thats a bit TOO close.

    That be one of the most embarrising chopper flights one could have. So, what happened to you mate ?....' oh, I got my butt, leg and nuts singed, trying to burn a spider out of hole ' ......Then have to repeat that answer a dozern times the rest of the day....bloody hell.

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    They wouldnt let the chopper land until all the crew took off all their cloths, pilot, parmedics, nurse, the lot.

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    Yep, I saw that too. Serves the (exposed) d-head right

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