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    Default Chalres and Camilla again....

    Subject: Charles & Camilla's Wedding Night.
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    >> It is reported that on their wedding night the
    >>following took place: As Camilla was making last-minute
    >>preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were
    >>missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's,
    >> which were a bit on the small side.
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    >> When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles
    >>and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's
    >>and Prince Philip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside
    >>their room, Camilla flopped on the bed
    >> and said "Darling, for God's sake get these shoes off.
    >>My feet are killing me."
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    >> The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right
    >>shoe with vigor, but it was stuck. "Harder!" Camilla yelled.
    >>"Harder!" "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just
    >>so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!"
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    >> There was a big groan from the Prince, and then
    >>Camilla
    >> exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good!, Oh
    >>that feels SOoo good!"
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    >> In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince
    >>Philip and said, "See? I told you, with a face like that she had to
    >>still be a virgin."
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    >> Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry
    >>off the left shoe. "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
    >>exclaimed the heir to the throne. At which Prince Philip turned to
    >>the Queen and said, "That's my boy - Once a Navy man, always a Navy
    >>man!"

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    Excellent


    Regards Thommo

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    Hehe
    Just sent it to a mad monarchist....
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Chrissy, you have not changed one bit.
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    I Like that one!!

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