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23rd March 2006, 01:38 PM #16
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Didn't strike me as being overly intelligent, plus the house looked like Government issue.
Originally Posted by Clinton1
As for $, who knows, he might be a web designer who works from home, or a consultant on "lifestyle aids for the well rounded". Obviously he believes that if a jobs worth doiong it is worth doing well!
And after all, who follows football
What I found incredible was that he said he wanted to lose weight but was extremely happy whilst disposing of kilos of crap, but there also seemed to be almost a celebrity status when he turned up at different venues.Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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23rd March 2006, 05:21 PM #17
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Well see, there is this ferret on a rope that........................ Originally Posted by Clinton1
Al :eek:
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23rd March 2006, 05:26 PM #18
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Nose wrinkled and all - EEEEUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWW YUCK!!!:eek:
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23rd March 2006, 05:38 PM #19
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Gee thanks for that Clinton! yeeeewww
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23rd March 2006, 05:42 PM #20
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has anybody offered him a after dinner mint????
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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23rd March 2006, 05:44 PM #21
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Cor! I was just getting over Clinton's comment... Thanks for that mate :eek: Originally Posted by ozwinner
Well see, there is this ferret on a rope that........................
Al :eek: 
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23rd March 2006, 07:07 PM #22
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Fat and gluttony.
At the games boxing today George Foreman was asked if he was keeping in shape. He answered. "why man, I sho am. I used ta eat 12 cheeseburgers. Now ah only eat 11. Hyuk, hyuk,hyuk. "
To encourage such gluttony is disgusting and its worse making a joke of it. Especially when my bloody taxes have to keep these tubs of lard breathing.:mad:
The english tub of lard is probably kept in food and pi$$ by his tub of lard girlfriend. I think they said she was a graphic design artist. The average wage over there is around 700 quid a week plus he probably gets a disabilty pension of a couple hunmdred quid a week.:mad::mad::mad::mad:
I might move there myself, liven with my little brother.If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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23rd March 2006, 08:39 PM #23
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Reminds me of a BIG bloke I knew in the forestry, they used to call him "rocket." When working on our stook, if we spotted skyrockets made of sticks and loo paper planted in the ground we knew he'd been working nearby... Originally Posted by ozwinner
Well see, there is this ferret on a rope that........................
Al :eek:
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23rd March 2006, 08:46 PM #24
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Ewwrrrhhhh. Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Reminds me of a BIG bloke I knew in the forestry, they used to call him "rocket." When working on our stook, if we spotted skyrockets made of sticks and loo paper planted in the ground we knew he'd been working nearby...
Al :eek:
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23rd March 2006, 08:57 PM #25
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everyone should embrace thier inner ferret Originally Posted by ozwinner
Well see, there is this ferret on a rope that........................
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23rd March 2006, 09:11 PM #26
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Thats ok guys, heres another...
you take a sheet and tear it in half lengthwise...
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23rd March 2006, 09:38 PM #27
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Before you bag the guy, try walking a mile in his shoes, you think he realy wants to be like that
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23rd March 2006, 10:31 PM #28
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not trying to hard to convince anyone else though is he. Just saying he wants to lose weight while pigging out isnt exactly conducive to that thought Originally Posted by China
PeteWhat this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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23rd March 2006, 11:57 PM #29
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He orta walk a mile in his own shoes...he might shed some lard... Originally Posted by China
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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24th March 2006, 08:21 AM #30
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http://www.centuryfilmsltd.com/the-f...in-britain.htm
The one on the right no longer holds the title, he defaulted and died.
Reading on I now see how he makes some money.Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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