Why my wife left me

[doug the slug]

My wife left me.

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses and I had to give up drinking beer.
I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
Anyway, I gave it up, but the other day, when she came home from shopping and I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.
I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back....

[Felder]

Rotflmao!!:d:d:d:d

[Termite]

Doug, you definitely have a large set of cojones.