Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: a born looser

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Yinnar, Victoria, Australia
    Age
    66
    Posts
    247

    Wink a born looser

    There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

    The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."

    "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Age
    72
    Posts
    36

    Default

    Brother Brudda,

    Methinks you've got a little too much time on your hands.


  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Yinnar, Victoria, Australia
    Age
    66
    Posts
    247

    Default

    who MOI!:eek:
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Garvoc VIC AUSTRALIA
    Posts
    3,208

    Default

    it wasn't that bad a day for the loser.
    He had a win after all!!

    He put down a bully
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

  5. #5
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Newcastle
    Age
    73
    Posts
    1,064

    Default

    so as teddy Roosevelt said " Bully for Him"
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Similar Threads

  1. Untimely infringement fine!!
    By martrix in forum NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION
    Replies: 98
    Last Post: 27th July 2005, 05:25 PM
  2. Where were you born?
    By Grunt in forum POLLS
    Replies: 60
    Last Post: 26th February 2005, 07:58 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •