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    Default Investing in your retirement: choose beer:)

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
    now be worth $49.00.


    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.


    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.


    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
    all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
    you would have had $214.00.


    Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
    recycle.
    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them . . . well, I have others.

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