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12th March 2006, 12:45 AM #1
Investing in your retirement: choose beer:)
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.Those are my principles, and if you don't like them . . . well, I have others.
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12th March 2006, 02:05 PM #2Deceased
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Instant repeat.:eek:
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Peter.
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