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  1. 8th March 2006, 07:48 PM #1
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    Default Help me become a millionaire

    Help me become a millionaire by sending me $5
    you get nothing in return for it.
    I make no promises about anything at all.
    But if I don't forget, I might send you a thankyou email

    (inspired by various dishonest spammers)
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    Bob,

    The last bloke that tried that got an accidental green dot from me.... so did you!!



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  3. 8th March 2006, 07:59 PM #3
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    I sent that bloke $5, so I'll do the same to you. What's your address?
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    Bob,

    Please post your internet banking details - along with your password and we'll see if we can help
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    I don't have a fiver, but can you send me a tenner and I'll send you a fiver in return - you can keep the change as a tip

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    Why do I get the feeling of deja-vu as I read this thread?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Dunno, but I reckon we've been here before.

    Bob, if you get 199,999 other people to send you 5 bucks, I won't send mine, ya won't need it.
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    Christ,not another one:eek:
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    Come to think of it I really don't wanna be a millionaire.

    So don't waste yer 5 bucks,

    Send it to Ian007 for the disabled kids instead
    http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ad.php?t=28714
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    yeh...that's it mate, you just hit the jackpot....what if everyone here sends Ian007 $5, i mean everyone !!! theres a lot of folks on the forum, times $5, you do the math, that'll buy some exersize gear...

    he could really use it and he's going to have to sell a stinking lot of pens to to raise the cash...everyone can afford $5 , no exuse !!! just do it...


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    Bob, click here and learn

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    How do you want the $5?
    A $4 note and a $1 note?
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    two $2.50 coins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by la Huerta
    yeh...that's it mate, you just hit the jackpot....what if everyone here sends Ian007 $5, i mean everyone !!! theres a lot of folks on the forum, times $5, you do the math, that'll buy some exersize gear...

    he could really use it and he's going to have to sell a stinking lot of pens to to raise the cash...everyone can afford $5 , no exuse !!! just do it...


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    Mate thats already in place see Ian's fundraiser under anouncements

    http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ad.php?t=29119


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    I've got another idea for making everyone rich. Let's assume that there are 1000 active members. If every member sends every other member $100 we'll all be worth $100,000.

    Everyone happy with that. Ok, you first.
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    I represent a large wealthy Nigerian oil company which has $5 it wishes to get rid of. If you would allow us to clear this princely sum via your bank account we will reward you with a handsome 50% cut (yes, thats $2.50) of the amount in question.

    Just send us your bank account details and a contact phone umber.

    Regards Mister Joshua Ncomo

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