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2nd March 2006, 10:59 AM #1
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Say it with flowers
Apologies if it's been posted before.
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2nd March 2006, 12:53 PM #2
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3rd March 2006, 06:10 PM #3
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Many years ago annd not long after i was married, as a spontaneous romantic gesture i bought my wife a bunch of flowers on the way home from work. I handed them over to her and gave her a kiss.
I got no "thank-you" or any sort of positive response at all. She started to grill me about what i had done to make me feel guilty enough to buy her flowers. needless to say i didnt buy her another bunch of flowers till the day of her funeral
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3rd March 2006, 07:43 PM #4
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That's a bit sad mate...
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4th March 2006, 12:02 AM #5
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MMm i spose so, im over it, you have met jools, she would never do that. im happy, she is happy, we live in the present, not the past
Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
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4th March 2006, 12:15 AM #6
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I have no problems. SWMBO has hay fever so I can NOT buy her flowers or I get sneezed on.
She does not like chocolates.
She does not drink.
She does not need any more cloths.
She likes GOLD 22crt min.:eek: (Asian)
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4th March 2006, 02:10 AM #7
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One anniversary, on the way home from work, I bought a nice bunch of flowers and a small gift. Being young'n'stupid(er) at the time, I dropped into the local for 5 mins... and I'm sure you can guess most of the rest.
After closing time as I staggered down the road (no license at the time. Good ol' days? HA!) I remembered the flowers'n'stuff but by the time I got back to the pub the doors were well'n'truly shut. So I made a quick detour to the local cemetary and... well... "borrowed" a bunch.
Pity I was too sozzled to see they must've been there for a week or two.
Needless to say, I've no good memories from that night.
- Andy Mc
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4th March 2006, 10:24 AM #8
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Spectacular stuff-up mate :eek: Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
One anniversary, on the way home from work, I bought a nice bunch of flowers and a small gift. Being young'n'stupid(er) at the time, I dropped into the local for 5 mins... and I'm sure you can guess most of the rest. After closing time as I staggered down the road (no license at the time. Good ol' days? HA!) I remembered the flowers'n'stuff but by the time I got back to the pub the doors were well'n'truly shut. So I made a quick detour to the local cemetary and... well... "borrowed" a bunch.
Pity I was too sozzled to see they must've been there for a week or two.
Needless to say, I've no good memories from that night.
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4th March 2006, 08:00 PM #9
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One can imagine Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Needless to say, I've no good memories from that night.
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5th March 2006, 04:17 PM #10rrich Guest Been There Done That
Once! Originally Posted by doug the slug
She started in...
I took the flowers and walked back out the door. Tossed the flowers in the trash. Walked back in and made myself a Martini.
Ain't happened again. :mad:
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