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  1. 2nd March 2006, 10:59 AM #1
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    Apologies if it's been posted before.
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    Very good - and true.

    Say it with flowers - give her a triffid
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  3. 3rd March 2006, 06:10 PM #3
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    Many years ago annd not long after i was married, as a spontaneous romantic gesture i bought my wife a bunch of flowers on the way home from work. I handed them over to her and gave her a kiss.
    I got no "thank-you" or any sort of positive response at all. She started to grill me about what i had done to make me feel guilty enough to buy her flowers. needless to say i didnt buy her another bunch of flowers till the day of her funeral
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  4. 3rd March 2006, 07:43 PM #4
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    That's a bit sad mate...
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  5. 4th March 2006, 12:02 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
    That's a bit sad mate...
    MMm i spose so, im over it, you have met jools, she would never do that. im happy, she is happy, we live in the present, not the past
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    I have no problems. SWMBO has hay fever so I can NOT buy her flowers or I get sneezed on.
    She does not like chocolates.
    She does not drink.
    She does not need any more cloths.

    She likes GOLD 22crt min.:eek: (Asian)
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  7. 4th March 2006, 02:10 AM #7
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    One anniversary, on the way home from work, I bought a nice bunch of flowers and a small gift. Being young'n'stupid(er) at the time, I dropped into the local for 5 mins... and I'm sure you can guess most of the rest. After closing time as I staggered down the road (no license at the time. Good ol' days? HA!) I remembered the flowers'n'stuff but by the time I got back to the pub the doors were well'n'truly shut. So I made a quick detour to the local cemetary and... well... "borrowed" a bunch.

    Pity I was too sozzled to see they must've been there for a week or two.

    Needless to say, I've no good memories from that night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
    One anniversary, on the way home from work, I bought a nice bunch of flowers and a small gift. Being young'n'stupid(er) at the time, I dropped into the local for 5 mins... and I'm sure you can guess most of the rest. After closing time as I staggered down the road (no license at the time. Good ol' days? HA!) I remembered the flowers'n'stuff but by the time I got back to the pub the doors were well'n'truly shut. So I made a quick detour to the local cemetary and... well... "borrowed" a bunch.

    Pity I was too sozzled to see they must've been there for a week or two.

    Needless to say, I've no good memories from that night.
    Spectacular stuff-up mate :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!

    Needless to say, I've no good memories from that night.
    One can imagine
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  10. 5th March 2006, 04:17 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug the slug
    Many years ago annd not long after i was married, as a spontaneous romantic gesture i bought my wife a bunch of flowers on the way home from work. I handed them over to her and gave her a kiss.
    I got no "thank-you" or any sort of positive response at all. She started to grill me about what i had done to make me feel guilty enough to buy her flowers.
    Once!

    She started in...

    I took the flowers and walked back out the door. Tossed the flowers in the trash. Walked back in and made myself a Martini.

    Ain't happened again. :mad:
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