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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 1999
    Location
    Warrnambool Victoria Australia
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    Default Everyman

    · I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
    · I work hard because: Millions on welfare depend on me!
    · I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    · You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
    · Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    · I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
    · I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
    · It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
    · I took an IQ test: and the results were.. Negative.
    · Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
    · I have a degree in liberal arts - Do you want fries with that?
    · My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    The Magic Tweed Valley Nth NSW
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    I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

    Luv It !!!

    LOL
    Sean@Oz

    Live Long And Prosper

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