Husband Store

[Cliff Rogers]

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.
As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. Oh, mercy me! But just think.. what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart - have a nice day!

[Carry Pine]

I think R.R. needs to lighten up and read this joke (after the Survivor post). Enough of that women do everything stuff. But I'm only a male what would I know?

[ss_11000]

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

!

i've heard that so many times its lost all meaning

great joke

[Shedhand]

i've heard that so many times its lost all meaning

great joke

Stirlo,
If you're only 13 years old why on earth would that loose its meaning to you. You might have heard it once or twice at most in your very brief life. Methinks you might be having a lend of us cobber!

[Tikki]

[quote=Cliff Rogers]

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

quote]

Could 3,456,789,012 women be searching for a bloke who doesn't hog the TV remote control?

Cheers
Tikki

[ss_11000]

Stirlo,
If you're only 13 years old why on earth would that loose its meaning to you. You might have heard it once or twice at most in your very brief life. Methinks you might be having a lend of us cobber!

i've heard it a fair few times from my dad and from many more people and on tv

btw whats a cobber

[ss_11000]

Stirlo,
If you're only 13 years old why on earth would that loose its meaning to you. You might have heard it once or twice at most in your very brief life. Methinks you might be having a lend of us cobber!

alright you win, i'll take it back, i can't think of a good argument

[ozwinner]

btw whats a cobber

Its what dad gives to mum.

Al

[ozwinner]

Its what dad gives to mum.

Al

Friendship...

Suckers.................................

Al

[ss_11000]

Friendship...

Suckers.................................

Al

............................................................................yep

[ozwinner]

Gees Tikki!!!!
Put some clothes on, I can see your bog catchers.

Al :eek:

[Auld Bassoon]

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Cheers
Tikki

Now, where's that bridge again?

[Auld Bassoon]

Friendship...

Suckers.................................

Al

Cop out!

[Tikki]

Now, where's that bridge again?

Still under construction

Cheers
Tikki

[Auld Bassoon]

Still under construction

Cheers
Tikki

I also have a hardly used one; comes all the way from London - very easy to get over