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  1. 21st February 2006, 06:29 PM #1
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    Default Zed's Little Problem.

    Have you seen Zed's latest signature.
    The answer is:

    Thunderous applause. ie, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap.

    Penicillin diet called for.
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  2. 21st February 2006, 09:02 PM #2
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    Nah; silly buga is holding it too tight.
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    Nah; silly buga is holding it too tight.
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  4. 21st February 2006, 10:17 PM #4
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    His mummy always told him to put the toilet seat down after he peed.
    He just got the order all mixed up.
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    and he squeezed it so tight that it went RED

    Thanks Zed, I needed that, not.
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  6. 22nd February 2006, 10:36 AM #6
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    Ah, it was worth the effort to get a red from Zed, almost as good as getting one from Grunt.
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    I got a RED spot from Zed.


    bet his girlfriend says that as well....
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    what Do You Expect When You Lead With Your Chin genius ?
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    Hey Zed, undo the knot mate and stop wearing shorts if you have to knot it to stop it appearing level with your knee.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    what Do You Expect When You Lead With Your Chin genius ?
    Mate, one would assume that your leading edge is both lower and farther forward than your chin - or is that an utterly false assumption

    Shields Up!
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    Termite,

    If you got a reddie from Zed why is it that next to your avatar they are all greenies?
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    Ooook, oook, ooooook, skwarrrrrrtch, ookkkkok.

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    Mate, one would assume that your leading edge is both lower and farther forward than your chin - or is that an utterly false assumption
    Zed's leading edge doesn't stick out very far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jow104
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    If you got a reddie from Zed why is it that next to your avatar they are all greenies?
    A single red among the rest is like a grain of sand on the beach.
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  15. 23rd February 2006, 10:15 AM #15
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    A single red among the rest is like a grain of sand on the beach.
    Mine is pock marked all along it's length from reds from Zed.


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