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17th February 2006, 04:31 PM #1You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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prayer
hi read this prayer.
" grant me the serenity to accept things i cannot change,
the courage to change the things i cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies i had to
kill today cos the me off
And also help me to be careful of the toes i stand on
today as they may be connected to the ass i may have
to kiss tomorrow
help me to give 100% at work
12% on mondays
23% on tuesdays
40% on wednessday
20% on thursday
5% on fridays
And help me to remember.........
wen i'm having a really bad day
and it seems that people are trying to me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me
Amen"
:confused:S T I R L O
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