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17th February 2006, 08:00 AM #1
Tragedy
Prime Minister John W Howard was visiting a primary school and he visited one of
the classes.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the Prime Minister if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy".
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".
1 little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a "tragedy."
No," said Howard "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the Prime Minister "that's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent.
No other children volunteered.
Howard searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, at the back of the room, a small boy raised his hand...
In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force one carrying you and Mrs Howard was struck by a "friendly fire" missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Howard. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy "it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a ___king accident either!"
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17th February 2006, 03:38 PM #2You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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i like it
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17th February 2006, 04:05 PM #3
Chuckle, chuckle. I'd rather he'd just retire gracefully - but would would be one way!
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17th February 2006, 04:14 PM #4GOLD MEMBER
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I was in a school and Rodnrey Cavaleir (who was minister for Education at the time) asked a kindergarten class what a cavaleir was. True... I was there.
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