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Thread: Naughty but Funny
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10th February 2006, 04:58 PM #1
Naughty but Funny
An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter
what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide
to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard,
and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man.
While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel
over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome
young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love.
It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay", he says to the husband, "let's try it reversed.
Have the young man make love to your wife and ! you wave the towel
over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man
gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel.
The young man gets working with great enthusiasm and the wife
soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming
orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly: "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a
towel!"If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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10th February 2006, 05:20 PM #2
rotflmfao.....
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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