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    Default Government work

    >>A guy goes to the local Government Recruitment Centre to apply for
    >>a job.
    >>The interviewer asks him, " Have you been in the service?" "Yes,"
    >>he says.
    >>"I was in Korea for three years."
    >>
    >>The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points towards your
    >>employment application" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any
    >>way?" The
    >>guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
    >>testicles off."
    >>
    >>The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
    >>hours
    >>are from 8:00A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
    >>10:00
    >>A.M."
    >>
    >>The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
    >>4:00 PM
    >>then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M."
    >>
    >>" This is a government job" the interviewer says, "For the first
    >>two hours
    >>we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in
    >>for
    >>that"
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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    Does that mean that women who are on time also have em??

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    Quote Originally Posted by rod1949
    Does that mean that women who are on time also have em??
    We've got one at the local Centrelink that I wonder about.

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