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  1. 2nd February 2006, 04:58 PM #1
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    Default Aussie Love Poem

    Of course I love ya darling
    You're a bloody top notch bird
    And when I say you're gorgeous
    I mean every single word
    So ya bum is on the big side
    I don't mind a bit of flab
    It means that when I'm ready
    There's somethin there to grab
    So your belly isn't flat no more
    I tell ya, I don't care
    So long as when I cuddle ya
    I can get my arms round there
    No sheila who is your age
    Has nice round perky breasts
    They just gave in to gravity
    But I know ya did ya best
    I'm tellin ya the truth now
    I never tell ya lies
    I think its very sexy
    That you've got dimples on ya thighs
    I swear on me nanna's grave now
    The moment that we met
    I thought u was as good as
    I Was ever gonna get
    No matter wot u look like
    I'll always love ya dear
    Now shut up while the footy's on
    And fetch another beer!
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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  2. 2nd February 2006, 05:12 PM #2
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    Cute .... but get off your own ever expanding butt and get your own flamin' beer!

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  3. 2nd February 2006, 05:47 PM #3
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    You been checking out my but again tikki
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Nope ... never seen it, no desire to ... but you sound guilty

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    You single Gra or just aspiring to it :confused:

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  6. 3rd February 2006, 08:24 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    You single Gra or just aspiring to it :confused:

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