Hair Cuts

[Neo]

Hair Cuts


Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman1: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable, and you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.........


Men's version:

Man1: Haircut?
Man2: Yeah.

[bennylaird]

What hair?

Shave it all off.

[Iain]

My standard responses:

Have a haircut"

No thanks, just had one
or
No, just washed it and it shrunk

[silentC]

I don't think I've ever asked another bloke if he's had a haircut.

I used to get "he paid for a haircut with a hole in it". Har de har. So funny

[Christopha]

Vot is dis thing "Haircutz"??? Plis?? Gum to sink abowd id, vot is "Hair"??????

[Daddles]

Father: Had a hair cut I see son.
Son: Yeah.
Father: Next time, ask him to stand a bit closer

Richard

[Termite]

What can you say about a No 2. apart from what DarrylF said when he saw mine "What the .... have you done to your hair".

[silentC]

No 2.?? You long-haired git!!

[Termite]

No 2.?? You long-haired git!!

....and good looking too.

[silentC]

I gave my boy a number 2 haircut on Monday. He reckons it's 'cool man!!' Don't have the heart to tell him it's because he had nits :eek:

[Wood Borer]

I thought I saw a flake of dandruff the other day - beat that. I had a smile on my face for the rest of the day.

[Wongo]

I have been doing my own hair cut for the past 13 years. Yes it is just me, a clipper and a mirror. Why pay someone $5 when you get it done for free?

Now you know why I wear baseball cap all the time. But seriously I am pretty good at it now.

[Cliff Rogers]

...been doing my own hair cut for the past 13 years....

Sounds like bad luck to me.

[Harry72]

5 bucks you reckon... where you been?
Even a basic cut cost $12-15... my last cost me 55!

[Cliff Rogers]

$55 for a haircut :eek: struth ruth, get a grip...... that'd buy a whole years haircuts for me. (4 )