Complete darkness

**oges** · 27th January 2006, 12:31 PM

You could of atleast smiled

**Wongo** · 30th January 2006, 03:33 PM

Now there is a sign on the door.

“Danger the lights go out after 4 mins 30 seconds”

**ozwinner** · 30th January 2006, 03:45 PM

Just eat Kababs or Indian food, you wont need 4 min 30.

Al

**skratbag** · 30th January 2006, 03:48 PM

Make sure you can at least wash your hands after all that "doing it by feel" bizzo.

:eek:

**Wongo** · 30th January 2006, 03:51 PM

I have a pack of matches but I am too scared to light a fire in there.

**skratbag** · 30th January 2006, 03:52 PM

Hmmm! Possibly the sprinklers could go off at the great flash of light generated. This would certainly save you washing your hands

**Iain** · 30th January 2006, 04:01 PM

I suppose it would not be a good idea to put motion detectors in a toilet

**ozwinner** · 30th January 2006, 04:04 PM

Iain, that was crap.

Al :eek:

**skratbag** · 30th January 2006, 04:06 PM

Just tell them to cut the crap and threaten to use somewhere the lighting stays on or install a bidet so you can go hands free.:eek:

**Iain** · 30th January 2006, 04:09 PM

A commode at your desk could be an option, but their ventilation attributes are well known

Hey, Wongo had pizza and beer last night

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