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    Default Ever really read the signs?

    Next time your braving public transport be sure to obey the rules.

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    I used to stare at that sign every day, twice a day, 5 days a week, for more than 10 years and you know I don't think I ever read it!

    There was a standard set of vandalisations that were applied as a rule to the original version of that sign:

    Plain Clothes and Uniformed Police patrol This train - Plain Clot s and Un formed lice patrol this train

    At night, travel near the guard's van marked with a blue light - At night, rave near the guard's van na ked with a blue light
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Amazing how much creativity there is when stuck on a train.

    How about a woodies workshop carriage fitted out for those long commuter trips? Build on the way to work?

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    Remember getting on a crowded train, seeing a vacant couple of seats, flying across to them only to find that some bastard has thrown up all over them.....
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Watched a guy climb out of a Yak52 on Sunday cluching his little bag and looking very white. Seems he really doesn't like aeros?

    This one actually.

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    What's that bloke doing?
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    He's the pilot, rewinding the lakky band.

    Pre flight checks, the hurler had not hurled at that stage......

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    Looked like he had his tie caught in the cowling
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    These guys had the excitment of dealing with the aircon in the cockpit hurling ice at them as they try to concentrate. Was incredibly muggy on Sunday but as usual they put on a great display. We were a bit more sedate in a 172

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    Quote Originally Posted by bennylaird
    How about a woodies workshop carriage fitted out for those long commuter trips? Build on the way to work?
    I wouldnt want to get off the train
    Brett

    Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday!

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