Las Vegas Catholic Churches

[Baz]

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but
there are more Catholic churches there than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino
chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from so many different casinos,

the churches havedevised a method to collect the offerings.

the churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery

for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks.


Didn't see it comin' did ya?!?!

[echnidna]

Then they squirrel it away

[redwood]

And to take the chips back they send in a Monk disguised as an Alvin Presley impersonater

[Driver]

Get back to your workshops! You've ruined my day, d'ye hear? Ruined it! (Sob!)

[Iain]

Then there was the fish and chip shop in the monastery, a visitor asked if one standing at the deep fryer was the chip monk, no was the response, he is the fish friar........boom boom.

[Auld Bassoon]

Then there was the fish and chip shop in the monastery, a visitor asked if one standing at the deep fryer was the chip monk, no was the response, he is the fish friar........boom boom.

Oh woe, the members here must have drink taken...