Story time with uncle Dave

[barnsey]

...hunt for those rare and nubile virginal.......

[Dennis Hill]

...Rackoons which make the best What-Not and Doo-Hickey polishers and warmers known to man. As this is secret men's business we must regard this information as confidential, otherwise there will be no virgin rackoons to be found in all of Virginia and we will be reduced to........

[JackoH]

... using Shellawax and Shithot wax and other like products made by the Grand Poo Bah and his minnions in the back streets of Sleepy Hollow, to polish our what-nots and doo-hickeys so that.........

[RETIRED]

fancy, fine and finite filigree found only in the finest fakir houses in Egypt. Finely finished filigree is....

[Neil]

flamin' hard to finish without a fair dinkum, fine filagree, finishing fixative, to stop the flamin filagree, from floating off the furniture and onto......

[RETIRED]

the fabulous flaming floor. After picking them up they again should be polished, pored over for any purile pockmarks and put

[Neil]

precisely in the permanent position, prepared prior to the premature placement of the piece in a perplexing position above the portcullis by Peter The Protector, who in his haste had........

[macca2]

buffed the bloody thing beyond belief with "beaut" wax, brawn and beef, before a busy bystander blundered into it and brought the whole beautiful bundle....................

[Neil]

tumbling down, top over tail towards the terrified township of Tootgarook. A "Tidy Town" winner with a terrific temple that played a totally awesome tintinabulation that turned the town tyrant into the town........

[Johnno]

tosser, totally titivated by the temptation tendered by the tempting, toothsome twosome...

[macca2]

renound for their rebounding raunchly. and rather rumbustialy,while ravelling through this thread a ration of raucous readings from raving rabbiters who...................

[RETIRED]

quietly and quickly quit to engage in a game of quoits at Quilpie where wagers were in qintar and all clothing was made from qivet.

The game was played in a quadrangle with quad teams in a quadratic formation with at least one quadroon in each quad.

After drinking Quik and eating..



(there are no spelling mistakes, I swollered a dicktionery )

[Neil]

quandongs the quaint little team of quantum mechanicks quickly and quietly quenched their thirst with quaffing wine and went to the quartz quarry to see if there was a quantity of quick silver to restore the broken quatrefoil on the quintessential filagree which quite coincidently had.........

(It is entirely likely that there are spelling mistakes, but I just don't care.)

[JackoH]

.. an arduous allusion to arbitary assonance by all ablebodied, assinine animals along an arboreal arcade, accompanied by an archetypal arctic arachnoid from Arrarat called 'Arry the archaelogical amateur. Arriving at....
.
(Phew! And bugger the spelling. So There!):mad:

[Johnno]

Adelaide, where the arrival of the alluring and artistic artistes was avidly anticipated by the alligators of the Advertiser, who...