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  1. 13th January 2006, 02:56 PM #1
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    Default No Joking... it's the troof!

    In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
    matches,going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning,
    sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

    On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's
    on the beach, and God saw that it was good.

    On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants to
    provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that
    it was good.

    On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans
    for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that
    it was good.

    On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy
    the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's,
    and God saw that it was good.

    On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed
    someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and
    stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw
    that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good.

    On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and
    sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good ... well
    ... almost good.

    He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
    So God created Sheila's -to clean the house, to bear children,
    to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that
    it was not just good.

    It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!
    IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!!!!
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  2. 13th January 2006, 03:55 PM #2
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    But hang on, what about these inner-city, white shoed, spikyhaired, tight-pink-polo shirt wearing, moped driving metrosexual, trucker-hat wearing, latte sipping, quiche eating mens-men here in Leederville?

    Arent they australians too?
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  3. 13th January 2006, 04:10 PM #3
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    Nup!
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  4. 13th January 2006, 04:21 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopha
    Nup!
    Dey's poofs.
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  5. 13th January 2006, 04:24 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopha
    In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
    matches,going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning,
    sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

    On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's
    on the beach, and God saw that it was good.


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    The old bugger must've been pithed already - he created going prawing BEFORE he created the water for the prawns to be in :eek:

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  6. 13th January 2006, 04:37 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    The old bugger must've been pithed already - he created going prawing BEFORE he created the water for the prawns to be in :eek:

    Richard
    Gave em a taste first, otherwise they wouldn't go up to their necks in water chasing them.................and there would be nothing for the sharks to feed on.
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  7. 13th January 2006, 05:42 PM #7
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    Prawns has legs, they can walk
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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  8. 13th January 2006, 05:46 PM #8
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    Stoppers, youre a tosser, thats the troof.

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  9. 13th January 2006, 06:21 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    Stoppers, youre a tosser, thats the troof.

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    He is not, he's too flamin' lazy to toss anything

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  10. 13th January 2006, 06:44 PM #10
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    He is not, he's too flamin' lazy to toss anything
    Yup, he usually pays someone to do the tossing.
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  11. 13th January 2006, 09:47 PM #11
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    I'll toss ya for it!
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    There is a school of thought that says God was a woman. This proves he ain't! Thanks Stoppers.
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  14. 17th January 2006, 01:08 AM #14
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    Trying to earn a reddie Judi :confused:

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  15. 17th January 2006, 08:52 AM #15
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    I agree with Daddles, Tikki that had my finger hovering over the reddie launching button. Lets have no more silly talk like that on here, there are standards to be maintained
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