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    Two Nuns
    There were two nuns...
    One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
    and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
    It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

    SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
    SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
    SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
    SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
    SM: It's not working.
    SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
    SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
    SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
    So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
    Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
    Then Sister Logical arrives.
    SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
    SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
    SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
    SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
    SM: And?
    SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
    SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
    SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my habit up.
    SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
    SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
    SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
    SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her habit up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
    -- Robert Heinlein

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    Two nuns were molested on the way to town.

    Later one said to the other, "What will mother superior say when she finds out we we molested twice?"

    (other nun) "Twice? It was only once."

    (first nun) "But surely we are going home the same way?"

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    Two Nuns get raped and report to MOther Superior, she offers them half a lemon each with instructions to suck on it.
    'Will that help us', they asked 'No, but it will take the satisfied look off your faces'.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Two Nuns are taking a shower. One turns to the other and says. "Wheres the soap"

    "Yes it does a bit, doesn't it." was the reply.
    Boring signature time again!

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    Look we'll have nun of these jokes around here.
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    I thought that one Nun was s'posed to see the other Nun got none......

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    one nun is the average score of a boring soccer game
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