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    One win in the spring carnival & Grunts laughin'

    17.2 should romp it in providin' he goes the distance.
    Can he/her run???

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    Taj is a bloke TB.

    Taj was a slow race horse. That's why we've got him.

    I knew vets were getting hard to make a house call - but you kidnapped and drugged him?
    I just get all my drugs from the Vet. Cheaper than going through the mob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    ...We had the vet out the other day and it cost $75 to get him out to the paddock and a further $120 in drugs and stuff.
    I'd be getting the vet onto methadone before you have him out again...


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    I'm a little confused. Where's this 'horse' everyone keeps talking about? All I see is a rather long nosed woodie covered with sawdust (obviously been sanding something)

    Richard

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    We'll have to call you Wilber from now on..

    Al

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    How long will the horse last when you start feeding it to the dogs
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Depends on how hungry they are.

    BTW, I am now a ferrier. Just removed my first shoe. It was a bit lose. I rang a couple of ferriers but none returned my call.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    Depends on how hungry they are.

    BTW, I am now a ferrier. Just removed my first shoe. It was a bit lose. I rang a couple of ferriers but none returned my call.

    When you put a new one on, will you use the nailgun or drive some tech screws with your cordless?
    You can trim the edge to fit neatly with a trimmer and a straight bit.

    It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    Depends on how hungry they are.

    BTW, I am now a ferrier. Just removed my first shoe. It was a bit lose. I rang a couple of ferriers but none returned my call.
    Skin it and you'll be a furrier...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    Taj is a bloke TB.

    Taj was a slow race horse. That's why we've got him.



    I just get all my drugs from the Vet. Cheaper than going through the mob.
    Taj...?? Not a son of Taj Rossi, a great horse who won me a lot of money years ago....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    Depends on how hungry they are.

    BTW, I am now a ferrier. Just removed my first shoe. It was a bit lose. I rang a couple of ferriers but none returned my call.
    Taking them off is easy, now.........................
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    .... do it the modern way and use West system epoxy.
    Then you only have to convince the nag to stand dead still overnight
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    School starts at the end of the month, where do you get school shoes for a horse.....or does it just wear joggers or should it be trotters.

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    Always a smartarse
    Well, here you go, plod silently around the streets at night.
    We have used these on occassion....
    http://www.smoothwalker.com/
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Always a smartarse
    Termite is one of the best.

    Thanks Iain. I don't think I'll show these to Ms. Grunt. I don't need to give her more ideas on how to spend money.

    Now that I'm a farrier, I was wondering who was fairyer? Al or Zed?
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