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2nd January 2006, 10:22 PM #1
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Poetry by Zed's look alike
This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. They have been arranged only for aesthetic purposes by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson.
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pant leg of opportunity.
I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!Photo Gallery
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2nd January 2006, 10:43 PM #2
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3rd January 2006, 09:09 AM #3
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Grunt, mate would you let "Zed" alone please?:mad:
Surely you must be a bit sick of it too.
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3rd January 2006, 05:32 PM #4
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Wongo pull your head in!!
If you had been subjected to as many REDS as Grunt and I from our beloved Zed, you would realise its all in fun.
Al
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3rd January 2006, 05:55 PM #5
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I actually PM'ed Zed a while ago and asked him if was offended by the insults. He replied that he enjoys that sort of thing. Especially, the buggery.
Zed also tells me to get stuffed in his subtitle which appears on every post.Photo Gallery
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3rd January 2006, 07:17 PM #6
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Zed doesnt give a rats. in fact Zed is conceited enough to enjoy seeing his name written by others.
At the moment I am only 8th or 9th in rep points (beleive it or not), Grunt and Oz get reds often because the lead with thier chins and because they are both above me in the rep tally (bastards!@)
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3rd January 2006, 07:22 PM #7
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Haha....
Originally Posted by Zed
Zed doesnt give a rats. in fact Zed is conceited enough to enjoy seeing his name written by others.
At the moment I am only 8th or 9th in rep points (beleive it or not), Grunt and Oz get reds often because the lead with thier chins and because they are both above me in the rep tally (bastards!@)
Al
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3rd January 2006, 11:02 PM #8
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OK I will mind my own business again.
You 3 are all bastards. Go and get stuffed.
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4th January 2006, 04:46 AM #9
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where so you see the rep tally?
there's no school like the old school.
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4th January 2006, 06:39 AM #10
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Thats better.. Originally Posted by Wongo
OK I will mind my own business again.
You 3 are all bastards. Go and get stuffed.
Al
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4th January 2006, 06:54 AM #11
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Under the Members List, then select the Reputation column for it to be sorted in Rep order Originally Posted by ryanarcher
I was surprised I even made it on the second pageBrett
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