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    Rumour has it that there are some feral haggis running around near our place in the hills, illegally brought in by migrant Scots a few decades ago.
    Of course in Scotland they didn't grow that big because of the bitterly cold winters but because of our temperate weather they can get very big indeed.
    Believe they can be quite dangerous, nasty little buggers.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Iain,

    Have you tried putting foilies on all your roses at night to stop them eating the flowers?

    I have been told Al uses the foilies in his garden and no feral haggis droppings or problems. He swears by them.
    - Wood Borer

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    I haven't, are sure it will work???
    No little tartan tu-rds on the lawn.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    I've heard that if you put bottles of Irn Bru out on the lawn it will keep them away...
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Don't hold me to it Iain, Al is your man on this subject. I think he got the idea from the Prince Charles.
    - Wood Borer

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    Default Mango Madness has set in.

    Cliff.
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    Has this thread acquired a mind of its own? If y'all run down a feral haggis, let us know. Someone might be able to turn it into a bowl or something. Gotta go. 5.15 here. An end of term concert looms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    Rumour has it that there are some feral haggis running around near our place in the hills, illegally brought in by migrant Scots a few decades ago.
    Of course in Scotland they didn't grow that big because of the bitterly cold winters but because of our temperate weather they can get very big indeed.
    Believe they can be quite dangerous, nasty little buggers.
    Ever tried gutting one.....yuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MurrayD99
    Has this thread acquired a mind of its own? If y'all run down a feral haggis, let us know. Someone might be able to turn it into a bowl or something. Gotta go. 5.15 here. An end of term concert looms.
    Are you surprised?

    5.15 already? Wish I lived in NZ.
    Not really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Termite
    Ever tried gutting one.....yuck.
    I did once. It was just full of oatmeal and onions
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    I did once. It was just full of oatmeal and onions
    They'll eat anything.

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    It's a wonder it doesn't ferment in their gut and cause halitosis and wind.
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    It does thats why they dont wear anything under their kilt.

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    Yes, it's all in perfect working order....
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bennylaird
    Must thank all you lot.

    Drove to work this morning feeling way way down. Lots of bills (mainly kids cars and uni fee's etc) no money for Xmas, legal fees looming to try and stop a truck depot being build next door etc etc.

    But after having a bit of conversation? on here I'm feeling great and cant wait to get home and into the shed.

    Thanks Fella's and Sheila's for the mood improvement therapy oh and some talk of woodwork too.
    On Ya mate - just spend a few hours at that part time place eh?:eek:

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