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    Default A Timely Project (esp if you live in the Shire)

    Now we can all sleep soundly!

    I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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    If the base was a star knife it would be useful.

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    Just remember ......if you hurt them they can sue.

    If, because you were "in fear of your life", you kill them.....then it's your word against theirs.

    Or so I have been told by someone who should know.

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    wonder how long that would last once the kids find out is a sheild and club??
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Personally, I've always found this quite effective.

    Bodgy
    "Is it not enough simply to be able to appreciate the beauty of the garden without it being necessary to believe that there are faeries at the bottom of it? " Douglas Adams

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodgy
    Personally, I've always found this quite effective.

    No Way... 1911 jamamatics.
    Get a Glock and Rock N Roll all Night .

    Hooroo.
    Regards, Trevor.
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    Yeah: you gotta be careful: there's wackos out there!
    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them . . . well, I have others.

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    Whack'em and be damned, I say let 'em sue.
    The only way to get rid of a [Domino] temptation is to yield to it. Oscar Wilde

    .....so go4it people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by glock40sw
    No Way... 1911 jamamatics.
    Get a Glock and Rock N Roll all Night .

    Hooroo.
    Regards, Trevor.
    Grafton
    You're perfectly correct, of course, however under the current legislation it may be a tad difficult to purchase.
    Bodgy
    "Is it not enough simply to be able to appreciate the beauty of the garden without it being necessary to believe that there are faeries at the bottom of it? " Douglas Adams

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    Firstly, I'd point out that the person illustrated on Doublejay's link has no idea how to use a shield - depending on what the centre 'pad' is made of, he'll either break his arm or drop the shield IF he can manage to block an incoming blow - he's also not holding it in a vaguely useful position, unless someone was trying to kneecap him.

    It takes a fair bit of practice with a willing partner to be competent at 'sword & board' fighting - i'd worry about this lad braining himself befdore he go very far.

    A better deal is a 12ga shottie (single or double) loaded with blanks - 'Honest your Honour - they was blanks & no one was more surprised than me when they disemboweled him - now I've got gooey bits all through me shag pile carpet.' And you can have one on a class 'A' licence & keep it it an old locker.

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