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    Talking Perfection

    A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a downpour and somehow manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Sheldon."
    "Who?"
    "Sheldon Cohen. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my cab being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened like that for Sheldon every single time."
    "Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody", stated the passenger.
    "Not Sheldon," said the cabbie. "He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. Handsome and sophisticated, more than Cary Grant. He had a better body than Arnold in his prime. He was something!
    "Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy," the cabbie continued. "He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighbourhood blacks out."
    "Wow, incredible , no wonder you remember him!" said the passenger.
    "Well, I never actually met Sheldon," admitted the cabbie.
    "Then how do you know so much about him?" asked the passenger.
    "After he died, I married his wife."

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    Good 'un

    Feel for the cabbie, doncha ?


    Cheers..................Sean


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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