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  1. 15th December 2005, 02:23 PM #1
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    Default New Year Resolutions

    Nearly that time.

    Mine is not to post any inflamatory comments about Football (soccer). My sense of humour in that regard is off track as I tend to dislike any violence associated with sport (yes Aussie Rules too), or the sort of thing happening in Sydney at the moment.

    Also my two Reddies have come about because of it. Sorry Daddles, I luv your canoe Mate......
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  2. 15th December 2005, 02:38 PM #2
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    I dont have any new years resolutions except :

    dont slag seppo's
    dont slag anyone else (except those wh deserve it as individuals)
    dont swear
    be nice to mum and sis
    love me missus
    look after jnr apeboy
    dont buy gmc
    save up for a hammer sliding table
    be nice to roger gifkins next month
    be nice to grunt and oz
    be nice to incompetents at work


    otherwise nothing to note.
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  3. 15th December 2005, 02:42 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    I dont have any new years resolutions except :

    dont slag seppo's
    dont slag anyone else (except those wh deserve it as individuals)
    dont swear
    be nice to mum and sis
    love me missus
    look after jnr apeboy
    dont buy gmc
    save up for a hammer sliding table
    be nice to roger gifkins next month
    be nice to grunt and oz
    be nice to incompetents at work


    otherwise nothing to note.
    And stop picking your nose!
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  4. 15th December 2005, 03:02 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    I dont have any new years resolutions except :

    dont slag seppo's
    dont slag anyone else (except those wh deserve it as individuals)
    dont swear
    be nice to mum and sis
    love me missus
    look after jnr apeboy
    dont buy gmc
    save up for a hammer sliding table
    be nice to roger gifkins next month
    be nice to grunt and oz
    be nice to incompetents at work


    otherwise nothing to note.
    Can't give you a green. Would a red do?
    Damn, I can't do that either.
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  5. 15th December 2005, 03:32 PM #5
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    Work harder
    Spend less time bludging on the forum
    Stop trying to wind people up
    Drink less
    Eat better

    Ahh, who am I kidding. If I haven't changed by now, I never will.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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  6. 15th December 2005, 03:58 PM #6
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    My New years resolution?
    Be nice?
    Be kind?
    Be pleasant ?
    Be cleaner?
    Dress better?
    Be politically correct?
    Be accepting of self opinionated wastes of bloody oxygen?
    Get a hair cut?
    Love me poxy missus?

    NOT EFFING LIKELY!!!!!
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  7. 15th December 2005, 06:37 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    I dont have any new years resolutions except :

    dont slag seppo's
    dont slag anyone else (except those wh deserve it as individuals)
    dont swear
    be nice to mum and sis
    love me missus
    look after jnr apeboy
    dont buy gmc
    save up for a hammer sliding table
    be nice to roger gifkins next month
    be nice to grunt and oz
    be nice to incompetents at work


    otherwise nothing to note.
    G'day Zed,

    I can understand most of your points (albeit some with difficulty ) - except the last. Lambast the blighters! Terrorise them, and make them look the incompetent wastes of space that they are in forn of their peers / co-workers.

    Cheers!

    PS Rant mode needs succour after several days of dealing with incompetence that even I couldn't have dreamed (nightmared) about
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  8. 15th December 2005, 06:43 PM #8
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    I am going to resolve to not make any rediculous resolutions that I never have any intention of keeping.

    Therefore, I resolve to continue as before.

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  9. 15th December 2005, 11:04 PM #9
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    Play basketball at least once a month
    No more soft drink
    Spend less money on tools
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    No playing of basketball.
    Drink lots of soft drink.
    Spend all available cash on tools

    Richard
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  11. 15th December 2005, 11:08 PM #11
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    Add Richard to my ignore list.
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  12. 16th December 2005, 12:08 AM #12
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    Hmmm

    1. organise my engagement party on 7/1/06(better get crackin)
    2. Let SWMBO organise the wedding 14/10/06(my opinion doesnt count apparently)
    3. spend way to much on more tools
    4. Finish the house ready to sell end of next year(more tools!)
    5. Hide out all year so my mates cant throw me a bucks show!
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  13. 16th December 2005, 08:23 AM #13
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    Procrastinate on ceasing further procrastination.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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    Umm...Loose 10 to 15 Kg to fit in the suit for the young blokes wedding.
    Take the missus to Kiwi land for a holiday.
    Buy more Guns.
    Do more shooting.
    Get out west and hunt more pigs and cats.

    Oh. nearly forgot. Be nice to Bruce (E. Mac). G'day Bruce

    Hooroo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glock40sw
    Umm...Loose 10 to 15 Kg to fit in the suit for the young blokes wedding.
    Take the missus to Kiwi land for a holiday.
    Buy more Guns.
    Do more shooting.
    Get out west and hunt more pigs and cats.

    Oh. nearly forgot. Be nice to Bruce (E. Mac). G'day Bruce

    Hooroo.
    Regards, Trevor.
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    what about the pomeranian ????? whatcha gunna do about that monstrosity then ? it bemoans me that a man who shoots pigs has a dog called "fluffy"
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