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12th December 2005, 09:43 PM #31
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Being a fully paid up member of the CHU (Cat Haters Union), I was quite interested in a discussion among a group of cockies in the Narromine Services Club recently. Those blokes don't mess around when it comes to feral cats on their properties. One fellow even complained that he has to keep replacing the flywire on his screen door because if he opens it to shoot them, it gives them warning and they're harder to hit while running away, so he just shoots through it. Another carries a .22 everywhere in his ute and shoots any cat on sight if it's on his farm. Cat lovers get little sympathy in the bush![IMG]images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][IMG]images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][IMG]images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG]
Cheers,
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12th December 2005, 09:44 PM #32
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Do the cats live in the sewers with the alligators?
Originally Posted by doug the slug
i like cats but i can never eat a whole one by myself
Always doubted the Kentucky Fried Cat myth, and the local Chinese cat stuff. If you ran a restaurant, would'nt it be cheaper and easier to buy a few chickens, than corner, kill, dress and joint a cat?
OK, you may be able to sell the pelt to Davy Crockett wannabees for headwear, but really.
Having said that - I had a big feed of dog when last in Korea, so maybe it's a gourmet thing?
Wongo??Bodgy
"Is it not enough simply to be able to appreciate the beauty of the garden without it being necessary to believe that there are faeries at the bottom of it? " Douglas Adams
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12th December 2005, 09:45 PM #33
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Puzzle! Why do my smilies come up as descriptions and not pictures???
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12th December 2005, 10:53 PM #34
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Mate starfish are not fish. They are stars. Originally Posted by Bodgy
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13th December 2005, 01:31 AM #35
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Originally Posted by bitingmidge
I know that's not true, you and I both know they taste pretty much like chicken.
Feed it heaps, fatten it up for Christmas.
P
Cat! It's the other white meat
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13th December 2005, 09:17 AM #36
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cat tastes like rabbit.
not chook.Last edited by ptc; 30th June 2006 at 11:01 PM.
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14th December 2005, 05:00 PM #37
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says he that lives wiff a house full of em
Says he who lives with The triton cat ( dj) the Woodrat cat Originally Posted by doug the slug
i like cats but i can never eat a whole one by myself
( maxine the manx) and superjaws ( aka tiger ) who cat him on a regular basis hhehehe jules
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14th December 2005, 06:07 PM #38
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Jules, write out a hundred times, "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story". Originally Posted by ele__13
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15th December 2005, 09:53 AM #39
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What a pack of heathen anti-cat people.
I am a cat owner...yes, that's right. I own a cat.
She is a purebred Himalayan (sp?).
Every morning after she is fed, she comes over to where I am putting my socks and boots on. She smooches and rolls and enjoys a scruffing.
This is her time with her Daddy.
The rest of Daddies time is taken up by our Pomeranian Puppy who loves his cat sister. They play and eat together.
And at the end of the day, They come and lay one each side of me in the recliner.
Life is Good...Eh?
Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor
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P.S. I love hitting feral cats with a .25cal 90gr Hollowpoint out of the 25/06.
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15th December 2005, 10:32 AM #40
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So.....Trev..... your children are a cat and a dog? Did you adopt, or is your wife just a little different to the average?
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15th December 2005, 12:14 PM #41
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ugh!!! a pomeranian!!! how woeful is that!
Zed
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15th December 2005, 12:19 PM #42
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Trevor you need therapy mate.
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15th December 2005, 01:07 PM #43
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Yes mr termite sir but the termites ate my pencil Originally Posted by Termite
Jules, write out a hundred times, "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story".
bah humbug
jules
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15th December 2005, 01:33 PM #44
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Instant fur ball. :eek: Originally Posted by glock40sw
. I love hitting feral cats with a .25cal 90gr Hollowpoint out of the 25/06.
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15th December 2005, 10:03 PM #45
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Wongo old mate...Funny, THe Missus says the same thing...Dunno why Originally Posted by Wongo
Trevor you need therapy mate.
Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor
Grafton
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