American Bashing

[Bodgy]

7. Tea and coffe usually has milk added not cream
8. The rest of the world does not speak 'good American'
9. I'll have what sort of day I please
10. Outdoor air conditioning
11. Tipping - regardless of quality of product or service
12. A trunk is the thing that holds a tree up, not a boot
13. Z is ZED not ZEE, and does not replace the letter S

[bitingmidge]

14. A bonnet is not a Hood
15. Missing you already!

[bennylaird]

16. Everyone is called Mate, not buddy.

[silentC]

17. Putting peanut butter and jelly together on the same sandwich is bizarre

[bennylaird]

18. Vegemite is great Mate.

[Iain]

19. Where the hell is Briz-Bane
20. Ditto Mell Born
21. Em Moos are not a flightless bird, don't know what they are.

[bennylaird]

22. You wouldn't think Koalas were like teddy bears if you tried to hold one.

[Iain]

23. Bugs Bunny got this one wrong

[silentC]

24. "Prolly" is not a word.

[Lignum]

we eat scones not scowns
and its ok to actualy put the mobile phone up to you ear, you wont get anymore brain damage.

[silentC]

Oh, now you've really gone too far, Lignum.

[Lignum]

Oh, now you've really gone too far, Lignum.

:eek:... Ok i retract my comments regarding Scownes

[bennylaird]

It's not just the Americans that have problems.

Ever tired to buy some scallops in a NSW Fish and Chip shop? Mongrels gave me potatoe cakes!!!!!!!!!

[silentC]

Not here mate, but if you ask for Potato scallops, that's what you'll get. But then we do have an alarming number of Victorians round here....

[bitingmidge]

27. There's no such thing as negative growth.