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  1. 6th December 2005, 10:00 AM #1
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    How do you make a cat sound like a formula one car?











    Freeze it and feed it through your table saw

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  2. 6th December 2005, 10:01 AM #2
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    The above 'joke' is in gross bad taste and the perpetrator shall be punished

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    Sorry boys, 'live bait' hijacked my keyboard.

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    hang on while I put some bandages on these scratches
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    Don't believe it sunshine. Next time I'm going for the jugular

    Would you believe he wouldn't let me have any of those fish he caught the other week? The man is a disgrace. An utter disgrace :mad:

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    Flamin' cat. I'm going to trim his claws ... as soon as I find the axe.

    Oops, there's the ambulance. Copya later boys

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    Exclamation

    I was told that as half a matched pair of jokes:

    Q "How do you make a dog sound like a cat?"
    A "Freeze and tablesaw as above"

    Q "How do you make a cat sound like a dog?"
    A "Dip in petrol, then throw a lighted match, and 'Woof'!":eek:

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    Of course I'm horrified at myself for posting this, and would never do such a thing, no encourage it. I merely appreciated the neat symmetry of the two jokes.

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    Cheer him up and turn him into a dog.

    Just pour petrol on him and light a match!!!!! Wooooof!!!!!!!!
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    beat me too it lol.
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    or take a dog up to the top of the Rialto and throw him off,

    Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!
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    What does a 200lb (American units??????) mouse say??????


    Here Kitty Kitty Kitty.


    A 200lb Cocatoo???


    Polly wants a cracker NOW!!!!!!!!
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    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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    Iain will probably give you all a reddy for posting those about cats like he did to me for my post "For the Cat Lovers"
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    writers block today Daddles ????????????????
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    I don't hate cats, just a mutual dislike for the furry little sods.
    Crap all over my veges, exercise their conjugal rights under my bedroom window at 3.00am etc etc.
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    The neighbours think I have a cat trap because I don't like what they do in my garden. They borrow it for that reason.

    But really I love cats.........casserole is best.
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