QUOTEABLE QUOTES a bit of fun

[Neil]

Something easy and a bit of fun.

• Read the quote(s)... enjoy, laugh, be shocked, saddened, uplifted, etc.
  
• Then post an new one.
  
• Can be of your own making, famous quote, from a T-Shirt or sign, who cares.
  
• Can be funny, inspirational, uplifting, sad, grose, whatever you want.
• Just keep it clean

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I'll go first. Feel free to follow up with more.


FROM MY FAVORITE T-SHIRT

EAT WELL STAY FIT DIE ANYWAY

[Neil]

FROM MY 2ND FAVORITE T-SHIRT

I AM NOT IGNORING YOU I'M JUST NOT LISTENING

[Neil]

FROM A T-SHIRT NOW GONE TO GOD

I NEVER DREAMED THAT ONE DAY I'D BECOME A GRUMPY OLD MAN BUT HERE I AM KILLING IT!

[Neil]

Feel free to follow up with your own.

FROM ANOTHER T-SHIRT (not mine but clever)

THE DEVIL SAW ME WITH MY HEAD DOWN AND THOUGHT HE'D WON UNTIL I SAID AMEN

[Neil]

Growing old is mandatory... Growing up isn't.

[ubeaut]

Help! I'm a 21 year old trapped in a 75 year old body.

[Neil]

C'mon folks don't be scared, have a go!

[Neil]

Clever reply to "Go to Hell"

I can't go to Hell.
The devil still has a
restraining order against me.