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  1. 3rd December 2005, 06:45 PM #1
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    Default All Kiwis Please......

    ...learn to play cricket will ya?

    NZ, all out 105
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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    they don;t need to.
    the poms have beat them to it
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    I went to a one dayer at the MCG a couple of years ago, we were playing the Kiwis.
    We were bowling, the score at one stage was 6 for 66, struth this is going to be a short night thought I.

    We got whooped.

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    105... they are improving...
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    Maybe we should have backyard rules. If we hit it over the fence, that's out.
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumby
    Maybe we should have backyard rules. If we hit it over the fence, that's out.
    Six and out.

    And they can have an electric wickie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumby
    Maybe we should have backyard rules.
    1 hand 1 bounce your out or hitting anything on the full (shed etc)
    If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people like me ask? Do I get smart just in time to ask questions?

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    Always a major accomplishment if the Ozzies can win a game without bowling underarm.
    Whatever note you blow youre never more than a semitone away from the correct one....(Miles Davis)
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