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  1. #1
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    Default Australian Visa Requirements

    London bloke fronts up to Australia House in London, to get a visa to visit his family over here in Australia.


    Bloke behind the counter asks "Do you have a criminal record?"


    Pommy bloke sighs and replies " is that STILL a requirement...... "
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    He should have fronted in his French au pair outfit.
    H.
    Jimcracks for the rich and/or wealthy. (aka GKB '88)

  3. #3
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    He really shouldn’t have as when Downer was on the job he’d have got in such a huff.
    H
    Jimcracks for the rich and/or wealthy. (aka GKB '88)

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