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  1. #1
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    Default A Man In The Bush

    A man in the bush lives next door to three of his mates. One day, a bushfire comes roaring through. It sets the mans house, and body on fire. His mates put the fire out and call an ambulance for the man.

    Once the man arrives at the hospital he is in immense pain. The doctor decides to check his bones and orders an x-ray, where he discovers that almost every bone in his body has been broken.

    The Doctor asks: "i can see you have some small burns on your body, but i must ask where all these broken bones came from?"

    The man replies "My mates put me out with a shovel".

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    Oh god, I have wanted an excuse to do this to a few people for a long time

    Now all I need is a Bushfire.

    The only problem is, I am in a Brigade.. oops
    Working on inserting a bit more eccentricity into the bearings of life

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    and,

    Do you use a long handle or short handle shovel?
    Working on inserting a bit more eccentricity into the bearings of life

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    Use the long one, a lot less effort required, for the same results.
    Kryn
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    The long handle. The further you are away from the scene of the crime the less chance you have of being accused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    Use the long one, a lot less effort required, for the same results.
    Kryn
    And less chance of being burnt yourself.
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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