Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are out for a walk,

Soon they come across a sign that says, Contest for the Worlds most Beautiful Woman.

"I'm going to enter say Snow White, half an hour later,

Snow White walks out and the other two ask "How did you do?"

Snow White replies, "I won!"

After a while they come across another sign, Contest for the Worlds strongest Man.

"I've got this." says Superman, half an hour later he walks out, "First place, did you ever doubt it?"

Later the three see a sign, Contest for Worlds Greatest Liar, this ones mine says Pinocchio,

half an hour later, he walks out, tears streaming down his cheeks.

"What happened?" they asked.

Fighting back the tears, Pinocchio replied, "Who's Albo?"