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  1. 22nd December 2023, 09:39 PM #1
    KBs PensNmore
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    Default A couple of Knock Knock jokes

    Knock knock,
    Who's there?
    Wanna tish.
    Wanna tish who?
    No thanks, I don't need to blow my nose.

    Knock knock,
    Who's there?
    I need a.
    I need a who?
    I need a hug.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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  2. 23rd December 2023, 07:58 AM #2
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    Knock knock,
    Who's there?
    Little old lady.
    Little old lady who?
    I didn't know you could yodel.
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