An avid duck hunter decided to get a new gun dog, so he searches far and wide,
eventually getting himself the dog.

He takes it out duck hunting to see how the dog goes,
a flock of ducks fly overhead, he fires a shot, and brings down a bird.

He says "Fetch" to the dog, and the dog goes out to the water and walks
on the water returning with the duck, hardly getting his paws wet.

He keeps this up and gets his bag limit, with the dog walking on the water each time, hardly getting his paws wet.

He decides to tell his friends about his dog, but he believes they won't accept his story,
so he decides not to tell his friend about it and just take him out with him.

They set up on the edge of a lake, and after a short while the ducks start to come in over head,
firing off a few rounds till the ducks disappear, each shot bringing down a bird.

He says "Fetch" to the dog, and the dog goes out to the water and walks
on the water returning with the duck, hardly getting his paws wet.

This goes on till the dog brings back the ducks, his friend not saying a word about the dog.

On the way home, he mentions to his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about the dog?"

His friend replies, " Yes, he can't swim!!!"